Continuing my coutntdown of Dad's favorite recipes, I present to you...
The HoneyBaked Ham®
Enclosed is a secret Chihil recipe, handed down from one generation to another.
For this recipe, you will need:
- 1 car
- $70.00
- yourself
1. Get in the car.
2. Buy a honey-baked ham with your money.
3. Congratulations!
4. Bring the ham home.
5. Eat the ham... for like, I dunno, a couple weeks.
6. Have Dad secretly put the leftover ham in the food processor.
7. Go to school and realize to your horror you are eating a ham spread sandwich with minced olives and pickles!!!!!!!!!!
8. Go home and complain.
9. Dad shrugs and eats the ham spread on Club crackers.
10. Repeat.
Delicioso!
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